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m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

(via thedailylaughs)

— 2 days ago with 863093 notes
piperonni:

I just did this to my fiancee and he laughed and said okay.

"we gon’ frick"

piperonni:

I just did this to my fiancee and he laughed and said okay.

"we gon’ frick"

(Source: 4nnalouise, via thedailylaughs)

— 1 week ago with 123921 notes

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

(via thedailylaughs)

— 1 week ago with 293109 notes
narcimallows:

smile and clap along
have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
beat-box
scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
start a mosh pit
striptease

narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease

(Source: toueinc, via dutchster)

— 1 week ago with 192067 notes

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

image

(via allantruong)

— 1 week ago with 340697 notes

flowury:

I hope you fall in love with someone who makes you fall in love with the entire world

(via dutchster)

— 2 weeks ago with 76409 notes

dutchster:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

— 2 weeks ago with 309227 notes